Time in the fifth dimension is like being in the middle of a star at noon and at the bottom of the ocean at midnight, all while staying perfectly still. You wake up, every morning, naked and alone in a dark forest, but by evening, you fall asleep soundly in a luxurious bed as you gaze out over the balcony at the kingdom you rule. And when you dream, you die, so that the wisdom can be extracted from your memories, and not overload that tiny little brain.
Also, clocks are spherical.
Also, clocks are spherical.